A New Direction for the Republican Party

A majority of Senate Republicans rallied earlier this week in a concerted effort to rebrand the G.O.P.. Based on an internal memo circulated amongst Capitol Hill staffers and interns, high-level Republican Senators were encouraged to distance themselves from those positions considered by a majority of the American public to be simply "Vile and Odious," and instead to embrace those more radical viewpoints typically reserved for "Comic Book Villainy."

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Here are a list of those Senators who may now be said to be members of the pro-rape camp of the Republican Party:

Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bond (R-MO) Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Burr (R-NC) Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK) Cochran (R-MS) Corker (R-TN)	Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) DeMint (R-SC) Ensign (R-NV) Enzi (R-WY) Graham (R-SC) Gregg (R-NH) Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) Johanns (R-NE)	Kyl (R-AZ) McCain (R-AZ) McConnell (R-KY) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) Thune (R-SD) Vitter (R-LA) Wicker (R-MS)