Oh Hi Doggy!

Upon closer inspection, it looks like AMERICAN POLICE FORCE is a lot less Resident Evil and a lot more Tommy Wiseau:

Since yesterday, details have been emerging about the background of the man behind APF -- a California-based grifter, who has said he's a naturalized U.S. citizen originally from Montenegro, and uses the name Michael Hilton[...]

A Lexis search conducted by Prison Legal News turned up the following aliases used by Hilton: Miodrag Dokovich, Miodrag Djokich, Miodrag Djokovich, Michael Hamilton, Anthony M. Hilton, Michael A. Hilton, Michael Milton and Hristian Djokich, plus related variants.

You should all the read the whole article, but this goes a bit of the way towards explaining the Serbian coat of arms.

This other article provides the necessary syntactical and logical insanity to reinforce my theory that this probably all has something to do with our dear sweet Tommy:

According to its web site, the company offers a wide range of services, including "Check Your Mate" cheating spouses investigations, "fugitive recovery" for fugitives hiding in one of those pesky non-extradition countries and help if a loved one is kidnapped and held for ransom.

Or is it the other way around?

"Our highly trained staff will discover information that fits your needs to get the answers you need. Some of our services include Kidknapping & Ransoms for ransom, INTL Air Marshalls, Security for convoys in Iraq, Pakistan + More!"

Need more proof? Well, this graf has the bitter sting of Lisa's betrayal all over it:

"Infidelity, Adultery, Cheating, and being unfaithful might all have a different definition in your mind but at APF its a category all by its lonesome. Married husbands and wives will typically call untrustworthy loved ones adultery or infidelity. In the non-marital relationships its commonly known as cheating and we can help you figure out what's really going on."

A Serb whose origins are shrouded in mystery, a company that appears to have no idea what is or is not legal in the United States, a website that reads like it's "sitting on an atomic bomb, just waiting for it to explode!", and a clear history of emotional and romantic trauma in the past. Is Miodrag Dokovich actually Tommy Wiseau? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!