things will get funnier before they get better

look, let's be frank. which is really the 'red' party in these united states? surprise! the RNC knows the answer: it's the democrats, which is why otherwise-undistinguished republican party member james bopp, jr. has drafted a resolution asking the democrats to rename themselves the 'democratic socialist party.' a cunning strategem, and one that will no doubt smoke out, once and for all, those pinko sons-of-bitches and their red muscovite masters. the sun will not rise red in this east, by god.