Thursday, April 9, 2009

Shorter Bill O'Reilly



Shorter Bill O'Reilly: No one gives a shit about what Eminem says or does; therefore, they are sexist.

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I didn't even know Eminem was still making music, let alone that it sounds virtually identical to how it did back when I was in elementary school.

1 comment:

  1. "Now I hate to sound like Andy Rooney (by the by, is there actually any overlap between fans of the O'Reilly Factor and the last 5 of 60 Minutes?), but have you ever noticed that whenever a conservative talking-head references his intended explicit uses of fried chick-pea dough in a drunken message to a woman in his employ, the left wing media goes positively bananas, and yet whenever an economic crisis of unprecedented scale coincides with two foreign wars, nobody seems to care about a has-been white rapper making a single reference to a has-been politician from Alaska in a song likewise riddled with predictable vulgarity intended for 13 year old boys who have never heard of said politician anyway?"

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