Less-than-stale-toast

While they might not be very good at financial reform, healthcare reform, energy reform, or trapping John Boehner in a crystal pyramid until time itself howls and then is forever silenced, the Democrats have managed--with the help of the state of Maine--to prolong unemployment benefits. With the plug yet to be pulled on the American economy, the GOP will have to work that much harder to herd Congress's infamous liberal extremists into cattle cars come November.