Joe the Plumber is now a war correspondent covering the Gaza conflict.
What. What in the fuck. What in the goddamn motherfucking shiteating goddamn fuckity fuck fuck FUCK.
See, I have many friends who are extremely right-wing in terms of Israel. They are currently enrolled in post-secondary education.* They are bright guys 'n' gals, for the most part. And they are not capable of reading anything regarding Israel at all critically, unless it is written by an Arab or liberal. And now Joe the Plumber is going to be giving his opinion.
Joe (if that is his real name, which it is not) is going to Israel to give the "Average Joes'" view on the conflict. What in holy hell can the Average Joe have to say about this that hasn't already been said? "That thar bulldozer knockin' over those Palestinian houses, she's a quality truck. John Deere." "Dang, hand me my huntin' rifle! I could shoot down one o' them Qassams like it were a damn goose on Christmas!" "Hey, ain't 'Qassam' Preznint Obama's middle name or summin'?"
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* OK, post-secondary education doesn't necessarily make you smarter, but Joe doesn't even have his plumbing license, so...
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I don't know the whole thing still seems a bit disingenuously elitist. What kind of site is PJTV to assume that the America's average Joe knows what Israel is?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I really hope the bulldozers are John Deere. Israeli commandos could start wearing those hats and everything.
hey, guys, you have to find the silver lining in everything (because silver will retain its dollar value better than the yen). at least americans will learn that israel is, i don't know, not a heavy metal band?
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